Comments on: Introducing The Awkward Turtle and Contest!

By: Syra

Syra — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 03:06:36 +0000

Oh no! lol Something like this happened to me when I was is the second grade und my classmates were laughing at me but I cried.

By: des

des — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 08:07:47 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By: des

des — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 07:55:12 +0000

Totally made me laugh out loud to myself. HAhahahahahaha

By: Stephanie Shin

Stephanie Shin — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 12:04:58 +0000

I was at Hurricane Harbor. I was on a water ride sliding down in a tube, when i got stuck. I guess there wasnt enough water running through and i didnt move through fast enough. If that wasn’t bad enough, when i came shooting out my top flew up when i hit the water. I quickly fixed my top and tried to swim as the life gaurd rushed to me. I guess since i was in the tube for so long the life gaurd thought there was something wrong with me. Everyone was looking to see what happened, so i faked that i was having a hard time trying to swim.

By: how to not be shy

how to not be shy — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 17:09:30 +0000

I have to get one – it’s so so cute!

By: Katherine

Katherine — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 05:27:24 +0000

This always happens to me with every guy I liked I get awkward a lot. The other time it was the last day of freshmen year, I didn’t except to like this guy until he change his look and attitude. My friends and I were playing truth or dare. I picked dare. My dares was to go up to a police officer and say he is mr. clean, scream random stuff, and others. When my friends left, I was stuck with the guy and my sister. We went to borders and still laughing about the dares. I asked him can I give you a kiss on the cheek. I did and we look at each other. Yeah we didn’t talk about it for a long time like the whole summer.

By: Heather

Heather — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 21:04:35 +0000

i was at disney world with my family and at the resort where we stayed, there was a swimming pool. so me and my brother went there to swim and whatever. i was minding my own business and was playing breath holding games by myself when my brother came up to me and ticked me under the water. (of course i didn’t know he was coming) i choked and couldn’t breathe for awhile and i got mad so i tried to get revenge. like the sharks in the movie jaws, i went deep under the water and looked around for a pair of pudgy legs in blue swimshorts. when i finally found one, i swam up to it and gave him a purple nipple. when i resurfaced, it was a middle-aged man with his young daughter! i was sooo embarrassed so i just stared at him for a while and mumbled, “sorry, i thought you were someone else.”
literally ten minutes later, i went down a water slide that led to the pool in a superman style when i realized that my bikini top fell off while doing so and was floating in the water 2 feet away from me.. hopefully no one saw….
AWKWARDDDDDDD & EMBARRASSINNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!

By: charlleyb

charlleyb — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:33:22 +0000

Soccer practice. Junior year. we were practicing on a shared field, so the girls team was training on half and the boys team was on the other half. serious proof that the world is against me? there was this really easy ball, like one that was moving practically in slow motion and it was in a straight line and just slowly coming towards me, i swung out to kick it cause duh, it’s an easy ball. my foot touched the ball, went over it and instead of the ball swinging forward to my teammate, i fell on my butt. IN. SLOW. MOTION. just as the soccer boys turned over to look. AND my ex boyfriend was amongst one of the few who turned around. awkward. awkward and embarrassing. because i’m captain of the girls’ soccer team.

By: Nikki T.

Nikki T. — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 17:42:57 +0000

So at my job theres a rule where if someone doesn’t put their name on their food in the fridge anyone can eat it. I always eat stuff in the fridge and when I find something good with no ones name on it i snatch it up.Well one day i found a fancy box but i didn’t want to take it because that might be something special or whatever so i didn’t touch it. A couple days went by and it was still there with no name on it and inside was a mini cake. So while no one was looking i ate it. Then like an hour late i come back into the room to mob the floor and my friend was going through the trash can. when she lifted her head up she was soooo pissed and the fancy box was in her hand. She threw it across the room and started saying stuff like. “They fucking ate it!” and “I hate people, I’m gonna start eating their food now!” I was so scared so i didn’t say anything and I felt so awkward because I knew i ate it and she didn’t
(she still doesn’t know but i still feel bad about it)

By: Davy

Davy — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 23:37:46 +0000

OK when I as with my ex-girlfriend, one time she was sitting on my lap…so I took the chance to start to tickle her (she’s very ticklish) and so she keeps trying to get away and im doing my best to keep her put and keep tickling her. After a minute or so…….well…..after a minute or so of tickling her…I farted accidentally ( I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I HAD IT COMING!) and I stopped tickling her! So she looked at me weird with a face like “what the…”? I didnt say anything cause I was afraid she knew….so then for some reason I said..”You heard that huh?”….and she said….”nope”….but I know what happened now…She got off of me and sat far away…we didn’t say anything for awile…